jackfruit

amalfi lemon

“I’m not sure this is even legal. Tried the acai sorbet with mango chunks and... gravity disappeared. Honestly, these need a warning label.”

Professional dog walker
Justas
“Never traveled this far without leaving my living room. Does icetopia require a visa? Also — where’s the Amalfi Lemon & Jackfruit consulate?”

Travel journalist
Skaistė
“Bought it for the colors and the cute packaging — thought it’d make a great Instastory. Didn’t happen. Ate it all before I could even unlock my phone. Too tasty for social media.”

Content creator
Izabelė
“After ten test scoops, I can scientifically confirm: the fig & ricotta icetopia launches emotional taste receptors into orbit. Further research needed — starting with the next flavor.”

Taste receptor physiologist
Prof. Dr. Jonas K.
“I’d like a refund. So I can immediately buy another one.”

Commentator
Anonymous
“The kefir, chia, and berry pint inspired our latest ballad: The Fermented Milk Trap. It’s about a breakup… with the last spoonful.”











































